I HAD TO TAKE A SHIT THIS MORNING, REALLY REALLY BAD. I HAD EATEN 4 CORN ON THE COBS LAST NIGHT AND IT HIT ME PRETTY HARD. MY POOP CAME OUT IN ONE GIANT BRICK OF YELLOW KERNELS. BUT IT WAS BEING HELD TOGETHER BY THIS MUCUSY WHITE SUBSTANCE THAT I NOW REALIZE IS MY STEPSON'S CUM THAT I HAD SWALLOWED BEFORE BED.
I FLUSHED IT OUT OF THE TOILET AND HAD TO EXAMINE IT CLOSER. IT STARTED TO FALL APART IN MY HANDS - CORN FALLING TO THE BATHROOM FLOOR IN A STRINGY MESS. BUT I DIDN'T LET IT GO TO WASTE. NOPE! THE DEBB EATON HOUSEHOLD FIRMLY BELIEVES IN RECYCLING! I GOT DOWN ON MY HANDS AND KNEES AND LICKED IT UP OFF THE FLOOR. AND WHEN MY STEPSON SAID HE WAS HUNGRY, YOU BETTER BELIEVE THAT I PUKED THAT SHIT UP INTO HIS MOUTH. THIS IS GREAT! WHEN I AM HUNGRY HE FEEDS ME. I FEED HIM BACK. NOT ONLY IS THIS VERY COST EFFECTIVE, A HEALTHY DIET OF CUM AND VOMIT/SHIT CORN DOES WONDER'S FOR A GIRL'S COMPLEXION!
WHY DIDN'T I EVER THINK OF THIS BEFORE? I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU ALL KNOW THAT YOU SHOULD TRY IT. YOU WILL NEVER GO BACK TO SPENDING MONEY UP THE WAZOO AT THE GROCERY STORE EVER AGAIN!
