Ladies & Gentlemen.....

[Caryn]

*cue John Cena theme music*


DA DA DA DAAAAAA, DA DA DA DAAAAA, DA DA DA DAAAAAAA, DA DA DA DAAAAAAA. Your time is up, my time is now! You can't see me, my time is now! It's the franchise boy I'm shining now! You can't see me, MY TIME IS NOW!!!

In case you forgot I fell off, I'm still hot knock yo shell off, my money stacked fight plus I can't turn the swell off, I'm the franchise blah blah blah blah blah blah you hear them horns you FINISHED! I'm a soldier, plus I stay young when I'm fighting, and I'm storming on you chumps like I'm thunder & lightning! Ain't no way you breaking me kid, I'm harder than nails, plus I keep it on lock like I'm part of the cell! Competition, I got the whole block wishing they could run with my provision but they going fishing. I'm swole mate, brush your mouth like colgate!


*John Cena theme music stops*



































The savior of society, the voice of the voiceless, the methodical master, the being from the fifth dimension, the GOD OF THIS EARTH.......... has arrived.























And I'm feeling sexyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy






























OK, let's be honest here folks, last season was just not my game and not my setting. I played in the all-stars, I did pretty terribly, and I took it really hard. But how could I not have taken it hard? I was screwed over by:

- a bald guy with no leg
- a fat hairy man-bear who has the intellect of a 3 year old
- a red headed pussy who's dick looks like a rocket taking off cause his pubes are ginger
- a blondie who looks like a slut with the downsies
- a fucking grandma who's claim to fame is they're a professional erotica fanfic writer

That's embarrassing, kids. Absolutely fucking despicable (PS: I hope Chad loved being the 3rd wheel, you fucking bitch). But you know what? Fuck that. Fuck all of that. Because this year I'm here to reclaim what is rightfully mine: The Lurker Crown. I'm back in the Lurker's place and I'm here to be the best lurker once again, and nothing and nobody will fucking stop me AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jeff Probst]

I shed a tear, that was beautiful

[Vitinho]

[Caryn]

So does anyone know the story of why PDC got banned from ORGY?

Whatever it was, it was so bad that even Sasquatch turned on her.

[Yul Kwon]

Hey

[John Cochran]

OK, let's be honest here folks, last season was just not my game and not my setting. I played in the all-stars, I did pretty terribly, and I took it really hard. But how could I not have taken it hard? I was screwed over by:

- a bald guy with no leg
- a fat hairy man-bear who has the intellect of a 3 year old
- a red headed pussy who's dick looks like a rocket taking off cause his pubes are ginger
- a blondie who looks like a slut with the downsies
- a fucking grandma who's claim to fame is they're a professional erotica fanfic writer

So uhh

Which one am I?

And hi Caryn

[Caryn]

I demand to see the pre-game applications for this seasons contestants.

RIGHT NOW OR ELSE.

[Jeff Probst]

I demand to see the pre-game applications for this seasons contestants.

RIGHT NOW OR ELSE.

Coming tonight! (hopefully)

[Kimmi Kappenberg]

- a fat hairy man-bear who has the intellect of a 3 year old

Papa Bear?

[Coby]

There are no words....

[Lisa Whelchel]

- a fat hairy man-bear who has the intellect of a 3 year old

Papa Bear?

Ralph.

Caryn's list is Chad, Ralph, Cochran, Katie and Jane

[Kimmi Kappenberg]

- a fat hairy man-bear who has the intellect of a 3 year old

Papa Bear?

Ralph.

Caryn's list is Chad, Ralph, Cochran, Katie and Jane

I know, I just saw an opportunity to make a dig at Papa Bear. You know I can't pass that up.

[Caryn]

- a fat hairy man-bear who has the intellect of a 3 year old

Papa Bear?

Ralph.

Caryn's list is Chad, Ralph, Cochran, Katie and Debb

FTFY

[Trashley Markwood]

So does anyone know the story of why PDC got banned from ORGY?

Whatever it was, it was so bad that even Sasquatch turned on her.

Not to spread office gossip but I was never banned from ORGY (or at least I had my account disabled by Hexa before it was banned? idk the current status).... but also it's not a secret that Sasquatch is a creepy disgusting dude in his 30s that lives with his parents, has no job, who got pissed at me because I told him I didn't want him publicly coming on to me all the time (see RL Pic thread on RGF for reference) and has spent literal months trying to get me banned from sites (I have PM screenshots that support this) since then. I haven't spoken to the guy in months and months but he still, as recently as this week, calls me a slut and bitch in PMs to people and admits that just mentioning my name makes him extremely angry.

It would be hilarious how weirdly obsessed with me he is but honestly I am just grateful I don't live in the same state as him because I'd be worried he'd stalk me irl like he seems to do online.

He's still obsessed with Epica though. lol poor thing. At least she lives on another continent :P

[Trashley Markwood]

Am I banned from ORGy? lol

[Jenna]

This post has Carynspired me to become a better person, role model, and all-around spiritual being. Caryn4Prez ;_;

[Trashley Markwood]

Maybe Caryn can be the Lee Lin Chin of Stranded?

YASSSS !!! <3


(ftr: she is a fucking boss bitch Australian news presenter.)

[Trashley Markwood]

[Carter]

Yay, I wasn't mentioned! Even if I'm still probably hated, not being called out is fun YAAAAAAY

[Caryn]

Oops, I didn't even notice Lisa put Katie instead of Carter.

Carter you're the slut with the downsies.