Final Tribal Council Thread

[Jeff Probst]

Feel free to write your speech before Sunday, leave a prevote for the winner here.

I'll start by asking you a question before the final tribal: How are you feeling about the final 3 and are you excited to ask your questions? What should we expect from your questions and are you going to be evil, lighthearted, or sentimental/sad?

[Nate]

Can I have a choose your own adventure aspect in my FTC speech? Also I'll type it later when I'm not awake at 8am sitting on the toilet on my moms iPad because my brother took my mouse which is fucking needed to use my computer and my phone is out of battery because none of the adapters fucking fit.

Plus idk the time difference that allows me to be awake at the FTC. 9est = 2am GMT, and I'm still jet lagged af so I'll try to have to be able to make the FTC

[Nate]

Fallen Comrades narration



Coming in late I thought that I would be forced to spend the game on the bottom depending on being likable to be able to stick in the game, when I took an opportunity I took charge I took it, and because of that I have no regrets

[Nate]

Final Tribal Council Speech

Hey guys, congrats on being in the final three, I feel like all of you did what was needed to get to the end in this game and all of you deserve to be where you got. I feel like the winner is sort-of decided at this point, reading through the jury thread about four or five votes are up in the air, but the rest of the votes are kind of already decided on one person, so I don’t think my vote will end up mattering unless if somebody really fucks up or really does well.

And speaking of fucking up.



I also left a pre-vote for Rocky, just in case I’m not able to stay up late enough to vote for Penner or Stacy depending on their tribal performance, because I don’t want me being jetlagged to be the reason why somebody loses the game. I may also vote Rocky if both of you are completely terrible. I’ll ask everybody a few questions, one about the game, one to stroke my ego, one to try to lead to one of you fucking up. You guys can also answer questions that I’ve asked other people if you want. Or not. I’m not your boss.

Rocky:

1. Would you like to elaborate on your views about the Jews that run this country, who really caused the 9/11 attacks, and the role of JFK in all of this?
2. What would you say was the move that led you to getting to this point in the game?
3. My Facebook fan page currently has 183 members. When my identity is revealed, on a scale from 1-15, with 1 being Ozzy/Rita and 15 being Candice, how much effort are you putting in to become the 184th member?

Stacy:

1. Who do you believe was the main cause behind my eviction? Rebecca says you, Candice says Penner. Break the tie.
2. Why am I the best human being on the planet?
3. The Spanish Civil War was caused by two factors – long term social divide and short term economic problems. In 300 words or less, and by comparing both real life events to the events of Stranded in the Faroe Islands to what extent do you believe in this statement?

Penner:

1. Why didn’t I fucking play the idol?
2. Now that I’m in London, We’re in a relatively similar time zone. Throughout the game you’ve offered me a pint. Now, explain why I should accept this offer – outside of the “I know literally nobody in this country” and “pint > no pint” arguments.
3. In Pokémon Competitive Generation 5 Little Cup, my favorite Pokemon to run was a Mienfoo. Assuming a Jolly Nature, with the moves U-turn/Drain Punch/Earthquake/Knock Off what would be the best EV spread to utilize on this Pokemon?

[Nate]

Also to add on the bottom of the speech:

"Thanks guys. Hopefully I stay up late enough to vote for whoever answers this question the best. I hope Jeff/whomever decides the order puts me early to give me the most fighting chance."

[Nate]

Reasoning behind the speech:

The point is essentially to have Penner have one of two things:
1. Call me out and not to stroke my ego (Meinfoo doesn't learn Earthquake and I didn't have the idol)
2. Show off a not-the-highest opinion of himself. I kind of want to see whether or not Candice said about Penner being an egomaniac being true or not, and if he turns out being one he's out of contention.

My point with Stacy is essentially to have her stroke my ego, because I like having my ego stroked by random strangers. It's part of the reason I dared somebody tow years ago to rename the page of the Pokemon club to the "[My name] appreciation society". Why am I being such a hypocrite with Stacy and Penner? Absolutely no idea. Maybe it's because Penner had struck my ego a bit more than Stacy before my boot, and I feel like its her turn to do some stroking /context

Rocky gets my vote if none of the above do their job properly, or jetlag takes me.

[Nate]

I may be rewriting mine in an attempt to stay awake. Stay tuned.

[Nate]

Final Tribal Council Speech

I find it fitting that the largest example of the species of goat found on the planet earth are native to the Faroe Islands, because of the fourth largest goat of the Faroe Islands, it’s nice to see a group of my own species make it to the end of the game.

Only kidding guys, I’m not going to be that bitter and I feel like that I respect all of your games because you did what you must to get to where you have gotten. The winner is sort-of decided at this point, but if somebody has a massive fuck up or does surprisingly well in the Final Tribal Council the vote can probably swing to them. And speaking of fucking up.



I set a pre-vote randomly, just in case I wouldn’t be able to wake up in time or fall asleep to early depending on your perspective so I don’t prevent or aid a massive trainwreck or an inspiring comeback. I’ll address each of you individually and ask you three questions each – one actually relevant question, one question for the sole purpose of stroking my massive ego, and one question pulled directly out of my anus. I’d like for all of you to answer your questions, or butt in on each other questions, or not because I’m not your boss. If you don’t answer all my questions directed to you and I stay awake, I’m not voting for you though. It’s not going to be particularly hard though.

Rocky
Hey Rocky, I’m torn because I feel like from a strategic perspective you would be the hardest person for me to vote for, but from a personality and “how well I got on with you” perspective it would probably be the easiest to vote for you. There’s also the #yoloswag random.org option, which did say you, so sorry for the other two if I don’t stay up late enough and that somehow costs you the win. But I feel like the strategic perspective in an ORG probably is the biggest factor in this case. So, on that topic I would like to ask you:

1. What would you say was the move that led you to get to this point in the game that can be credited to you?

2. My facebook fan page currently has 183 members. Upon the reveal of my identity, how much effort will you put in to be the 184th member?

3. Rank the following Kanye West songs by emotional resonance and how much they relate to your life with explanations. There is a correct answer. “Through the Wire”, “Hey Mama”, “Black Skinhead”, “Champion”, “Slow Jamz”, “Stronger”, “We Don’t Care”, “Mercy”, “Runaway”, “N****s in Paris” and “Stronger”.

Stacy

Hey Stacy, If you are reading this just keep in mind that I am considering voting for you and any argument between us is water under the bridge. The problem I have is I have absolutely no idea how active you were or were planning on being in the game. I don’t know if you were willing to lose with me to Jessica or at the Final whatever to step up as a major threat and start blindsiding people here and there and me voting off Jessica stomped on that plan. Now, that leads to my question which is:

1. Who was the main cause behind my eviction? Rebecca says you and Candice says Penner. Break the tie.

2. As the only “female” (well it is Stranded, the only actual girls are Anthony and CiCi) in the final three, who’s hotter, me, Ryan Gosling or Aladdin?

3. The Spanish Civil War of 1935-1939 was caused by two factors – long term social divide and short term economic problems. In 300 words or less, to what extent do you believe in this statement?

Penner

Yo JPenn, you probably think you got this game wrapped up. Not so fast though, there’s a sizable portion on the jury who doesn’t like you very much so you better be prepared to kiss so much ass tonight. So my questions are:

1. Why didn’t I fucking play the idol?

2. Now that I’m in London, I realized how much beer is in this country and I figure that not accepting your offer of a pint is kind of ridiculous. How can Irish people afford to be drunk all the time if beer is that expensive? Also why am I so awesome?

3. In Pokemon Generation 5 Little Cup, my favorite Pokemon to run was Mienfoo. Assuming a Jolly Nature with the moves U-turn/Drain Punch/Earthquake/Knock Off what would be the best EV spread to utilize on this Pokemon?

[Nate]

Also Jeff post this if I don't respond back to their answers:

Nate's Tribal Council Response

Thanks guys, I didn't actually read it because I was asleep but The Spanish Civil War started in 1936, Meinfoo doesn't learn Earthquake and my facebook fan page only has 182 members. So ha, ha, fuckity ha. #blindsided #lastlaugh