Ok so my last confessional was like explaining the events from my POV so you can laugh and see how wrong it is and how bad a grasp i have of what is happening on this tribe
Well now I am going to rant about JP. AKA Jackass Pretentiousbratimsogladhesgone
Where do I even start? When JP tried talking to me, and took everything I said as the complete and total truth and got mad at me when it turned out I LIED? YES! I KNOW!!
I LIED IN SURVIVOR WHO KNEW YOU COULD DO THAT?Honestly. I said to him something like "I'm voting for Flicka in order to keep you safe
" and he said "ok" (well probably not but I don't feel like digging up my messages). Then later, I said I was voting for Rocky, and he was PISSED! That was so funny. He was all "Liliana, I can't believe you would lie like this. No one will trust you. You will be voted off next." and I was just like
. what an idiot. I'm glad he was only on my tribe for like a day.
I can't believe how naive he was to think that Steph or Flicka might actually believe we are targeting them, as he claimed in that clusterfuck last night. Hey JP! Maybe if you hadn't SAID YOUR VOTE OUT LOUD (omfg that cracked me up) YOU WOULD STILL BE HERE. But you had to be stupid and screwed over Ass, which I'm not particularly mad about.
Speaking of Ass, Jess has been apologizing to me and trying to make an alliance again.
. I did agree to it, but we both know this is fake. We're never going to vote together.
Jesus Christ I sort of want to throw the challenge and slay an Ass.