by Nate » Wed Aug 19, 2015 2:33:20 am
I also figure to get me something to do I'll have something called "N8's movie reviews" where I'll review the movies I see pretty much every day to slow down the monotony of having nothing to do every day while everybody else is asleep.
Yesterday I watched "Man from U.N.C.L.E" which I rate 5/8. The main problem is that Superman and Army Hammer had more sexual chemistry with each other than any of the romantic leads. If they made it a gay attraction in the 1960s I feel like I would find it a lot more interesting, it's a very pretty movie but not a very deep movie - especially because you can see all the twists coming miles ahead. Also some of the action scenes are really hard to navigate just geography wise. Especially the comic book panel shots ala the Ang Lee Hulk, where all the shots were so dark you couldn't differentiate them.
Today I watched "Inside Out" which I know America has gotten a lot earlier than me, but shut up. I've been avoiding spoilers for this movie like the plague because I'm a Pixar nut, but honestly this seemed to not to have an iconic moment that most of the other pixar films have - granted I walked out of the movie 15 minutes ago, but I don't think there'll be a scene like Ego's speech, the Edna Mode scene or the first 10 minutes of Up. I r8 7/8, because it's fucking Pixar. It's about the level of Monsters University where it runs at slightly-below-Pixar quality throughout the whole running time, but nothing that really sticks the landing IMO.
Tomorrow I will either watch Attack on Titan, Vacation or Hitman: Agent 47, whichever is least depressing to watch alone because all my friends are too busy planning shit behind my back. Fucken' assholes. I guess I now have to leave a pseudo-humorous tweet about having to watch movies alone in case somebody saw me watching it alone - because that's my sad, miserable existence.
Anyway, speaking of my sad, miserable existence, let's get back to analyzing the lyrics of the Faroe Islands national anthem.