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Would You Rather?

PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2015 4:35:13 pm
by Jessica
So this board can be pretty slow when there's no looming elimination or challenge. I'm just starting us off with one of my favorite forum games to play: Would You Rather! If you've never played it's simple: you are given a scenario such as eating a baby or eating a puppy. There is no right answer, it's all about fun!

I'll start us off with one of my favorite questions

WYR
Chop off an arm
OR
Get a birthday cake BUT it's not your birthday so you don't really deserve it.

Re: Would You Rather?

PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2015 4:42:16 pm
by Cassandra
I'd eat the cake, and if I really felt that bad about it maybe I'd repent for my sins by chopping my arm off.

WYR
Steal a little kid's toy
OR
Insult your grandma
??????

Revealing the dark depths of human nature one question at a time.

Re: Would You Rather?

PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2015 4:44:00 pm
by Jessica
Steal from the kid. They've got to learn to be a man eventually.

WYR
Pet a really fluffy cat
OR
Shove your face down a meat grinder
????

Re: Would You Rather?

PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2015 4:52:50 pm
by Cassandra
If you're really generous you shove your face in and give the ground meat to the kitty for a nice little treat.

WYR
Fuck Dan
OR
Fuck Will
Sorry, there is no "both" option.

Re: Would You Rather?

PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2015 5:09:50 pm
by Mookie
Dan looks like a big cuddly teddy bear, and Will uses Religion to justify being a piece of shit.

Im going against the rules and saying "both".

WYR have everything test like cardboard forever, or only being able to view websites in poorly optimized mobile browsers on a 1 inch flip phone screen?

Re: Would You Rather?

PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2015 5:14:00 pm
by Jessica
Y'know, I kind of want everything to test like cardboard. Experiments would be so easy if everything reacted the same! GET IT, BECAUSE YOU MISSPELLED A WORD?

WYR
Taste what you feel
Or
Only taste through your butthole
?????

Re: Would You Rather?

PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2015 5:17:09 pm
by Mookie
Taste what I feel.

It would be an even mix of keyboard plastic and whatever vodka bottles taste like all day.

Re: Would You Rather?

PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2015 5:39:53 pm
by Kimmi Kappenberg
Would you rather be cast on Survivor but be the first boot

OR

Be cast on Survivor but be medivac'd for something stupidly trivial

Re: Would You Rather?

PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2015 5:48:34 pm
by Cassandra
Latter one has a better chance of coming back another season.
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unless you're a woman ayy lmao

WoUlD yOu RaThEr
Be killed by your best friend
OR
Be killed fighting your arch enemy

Re: Would You Rather?

PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2015 6:09:39 pm
by Jessica
Arch enemy. Because then it's an interesting story where the hero might not always win as compared to a story of betrayal...

Re: Would You Rather?

PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2015 6:14:15 pm
by Cassandra
Jessica wrote:hero

You flatter yourself.

Re: Would You Rather?

PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2015 7:08:44 pm
by Rocky
WYR

be good looking and dumb
or be smart but ugly

Re: Would You Rather?

PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2015 7:17:03 pm
by Liliana
Smart and ugly for the $$$ when you're a scientist or some shit

Would you rather have to sneeze but not be able to or have something stuck in your eye for an entire year?

Re: Would You Rather?

PostPosted: Mon Aug 17, 2015 7:50:47 pm
by Papa Smurf
Stuck in the eye for sure! I hate not being able to sneeze.

WYR
Sleep in a tank of snakes
OR
chop off your toes and feed them to your family?