Episode 04

[Vitinho]

Congrats on F16!!

What do you think about Mookie being voted off on Hestur? Any guesses about what's going down over there?

How do you feel about the alliances on your original tribe seeing as they never had the opportunity to be tested at tribal? Anything change from what you thought after this round?

4 boots, no tribals, lucky you. What's the game plan if you guys end up there tonight?

Do you think that your tribe is operating under old or new tribal lines? What about the others?

[Jessica]

CAN THESE PEOPLE NOT FUCKING READ? THE CHALLENGE RULES ARE VERY EXPLANATORY. JESUS!

[Jessica]

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. THIS IS ALL CECILIA'S FAULT! GAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH I HATE HER SO MUCH! WHY CAN'T SHE DO ANYTHING RIGHT!!!!! Okay, now that I've got that out of my system, this night sucks. That being said, it's not that big of a deal. If anything this situation is letting me cement my alliance with Cecilia and ensuring safety for myself.

With Mookie gone I've lost one of my closest allies in the game, but then again that was old Mykines. I'm just hoping that BP will become a thing after the merge. It probably won't and I'm not expecting too much. In the end I just need my tribe to stick together. The only things that count are the current alliances within Mykines since they'll bring me farther in the game than anything in the old tribe. How can any alliance from then keep me in the game?

The plan is to either get rid of JP or Papa Smurf. Neither is a huge loss or asset to the team. Obviously keeping Papa allows for Mykind to continue being a thing, and JP never messages me. However, it's not just up to me and I won't be pushing any agenda too hard. I just want to make sure us girls are all safe and stick together. Nate is the vital piece in finishing this vote puzzle. Worst case scenario is that either target catches wind and then saves themselves during TC while targeting myself. That would suck...and it's a possibility. So it's all hush-hush until Sunday night.

I need this TC to work out well or else everything thus far could fall apart. I CAN'T LOSE THIS EARLY!

[Jessica]

Guys, you hate everyone for not reading too, right? Like it's simultaneously hilarious and irritating. Is everyone in Snivoy fucking illiterate?

[Jeff Probst]

Guys, you hate everyone for not reading too, right? Like it's simultaneously hilarious and irritating. Is everyone in Snivoy fucking illiterate?

Jess, I've done over 50 of these now... If it's one thing I've learned, it's that people don't read rules.

[Jessica]

Guys, you hate everyone for not reading too, right? Like it's simultaneously hilarious and irritating. Is everyone in Snivoy fucking illiterate?

Jess, I've done over 50 of these now... If it's one thing I've learned, it's that people don't read rules.

Can I get an idol for not being terrible? Ugh...if I get voted out on Sunday I think I'll lose faith god exists. On the bright side, winning that immunity before the council should be easy enough since no else will read the rules or remember there's a challenge.

[Vitinho]

here's your idol

[Jessica]

here's your idol

The wound is fresh. I will miss him. Fuck you, Vitinho.

WHO WILL BE MY HOT, ASIAN HATEMANCE NOW? STACY???

[Vitinho]

i have an asian brain, if that matters.

[Brenda Lowe]

here's your idol

The wound is fresh. I will miss him. Fuck you, Vitinho.

WHO WILL BE MY HOT, ASIAN HATEMANCE NOW? STACY???

Oh hai :) I herd you like Snivy. I also like Snivy.

[Vitinho]

cockblocking bitch

[Jessica]

here's your idol

The wound is fresh. I will miss him. Fuck you, Vitinho.

WHO WILL BE MY HOT, ASIAN HATEMANCE NOW? STACY???

Oh hai :) I herd you like Snivy. I also like Snivy.

He was my Starter! I love Snivy more than that stupid otter or ridiculous pig. SNIVY4LYFE!!!! That's my strat for the game. Start out as a snake with arms and legs, then turn into a bigger snake with no arms or legs

[Kimmi Kappenberg]

Oshawott my suck but Samurott is a beast

[Jessica]

All this time and I might have been ignoring an obvious alliance: a boys alliance. This could be bad is Cecilia or Stacy flip over to their side...however I doubt such is a possibility. First, Papa has been very serious about Mykind since the beginning. Second, he has had no qualms about getting rid of JP or Nate. Third, even if he did have an alliance forming it would be in the same vein that I have the girls alliance: safety and power! Fourth and most importantly, the target would be Cecilia. Smurf has said he wants to target her, seeing her a powerful threat, she's also not aligned with him. His best bet is to get people to vote her out.

Tonight JP will be going home. I will have majority. Papa or Nate leaves next. I pray that we need not decide further the voting order. I am excited for tonight...but if this is my last confessional I must confess this is the most fun I've had all year!

[Jessica]

Jeff using "lol" is the most uncomfortable thing to ever get in a message. he is a demon

[Jessica]

Getting rid of Papa or Nate.

Papa: He's loyal (I think) but inactive. Keeping him allows Mykines to have a majority. He doesn't add too much to challenges.
Nate: Active, but obviously close with Cecilia. No firm alliances, but I like him. Hasn't been in challenges because of sitting out.

If I choose Papa I alienate Stacy, my closest ally.
If I choose Nate I alienate Cecilia, a strong player.

Either way I am fucked. It's gonna be a hard choice

[Jessica]

If I go home, I hope all these fuckers lose. GOD DAMN THIS GAME

[Jessica]

When can i message my new tribe...