Episode 06

[Jeff Probst]

So congratulations on making the final 13 (lucky or unlucky depending on what you believe)!

Are you prepared for Council tomorrow in the event that you have to go?

Are you considering the merge as the numbers are dwindling?

Do you believe that other players consider you a threat? Are you targetting the "threats" in the game or still focused on challenge performance?

If threats are being targetted, do you believe that you are on that list of targets?

[Cassandra]

Thank you, Jeffrey, my main man!!!!!!!1!!

I've been preparing for Council with Candice because she's the only one willing to talk about it with me. Not sure if everyone else thinks they're being subtle with dodging my questions, but as long as Candice and I don't seem like we're working together it won't matter, because she'll just tell me whatever they're saying.

I think everyone is considering the merge, but they're doing it in a stupid way. This is one of our last chances to be in a tribe. One of our last chances to not have to worry about a jury. Now is the time you CAN betray people, and then make up a story about it to them. CiCi doesn't want to vote anyone on her old tribe, but also doesn't want to vote anyone out that might not be who Jessica wants. Well guess what. That rules out literally every person.

I think people consider me a decent threat. But I don't think they look at me like the ringleader of anything. That's CiCi, Stephannie, and Jessica. Right now, I'd like to target Nate, because he seems to be the Mugsy to CiCi's Rocky. That would eliminate another original Svinoy, so if CiCi is so intent on tribal lines she'd be fucked. There's three people on the Beautiful Alliance over on Svinoy, and four original Mykines counting Rocky. For someone looking at tribal lines so much, CiCi sure seems to be surprised about JP going home. You know what, CiCi is too cutesy for her. I'm going to call her Shitcelia from now on.

I know I'm on the list of targets because Candice told me Shitcelia suggested me. Which is funny because two minutes before that I got a message from Shitcelia telling me I was oh so sweet and that she would compliment me throughout the rest of the game as long as I didn't blindside her. Wow, what a trade!! I get to be told I'm sweet by someone I know is lying in exchange for being blindsided first! But wait, there's more! Act now and I'll be given fake sympathy when I'm voted out at the jury stage!!!! Shitsy is out.